If It Fits, I Sits [via]
Cats were a great invention.
did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit
he used praypal
I’m at the grocery store with my grandparents and my grandpa has wandered away and now my grandma is going up every isle yelling his name and im hiding behind a cookie display cuz i dont want anyone to know im with the crazy woman screaming dick at the top of her lungs